He says the funniest things...

I'm going to keep this as a running log of his funnies...

(I get off the phone with his doctors office..')
'Some of these people probably hope that I die
'Why did you think that?'
'They would have less paperwork.'
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"For dinner, I think I want an egg sandwich."
"I was going to make asparagus and shrimp for dinner. Do you want that or an egg sandwich?"
"Egg sandwich... we can have asparagus and shrimp anytime."
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"I can't get over how dark it is at 10:30."
"Why is it weird that it is dark at 10:30 at night?"
"It's night?  I thought it was day."
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